What are you all doing to me?! This’ll certainly prove to be one to tell the grandkids.
Whilst out on a shopping trip on 28th February, a shifty looking man stole my pocket of Milky Bar’s Magic Stars. He jumped into a car and made off like a bolt. Well obviously, this was completely out of order so we hailed the nearest cab and followed in hot pursuit!
Steal a woman’s chocolate and feel her wrath.